Just in time for me to call for pinch-hitters for this year's HUMANS ficathon! :P
There are five stories outstanding. If you're still planning to complete your original assignment, speak now. If you're willing to step up to the plate as a pinch-hitter, comment here with any preferences about what you'd like to write, and I will gratefully match you with a prompt!
I don't forsee moderating any further ficathons here. If you have an interest in taking over getyourtoaster, or in running an event in the future, please let me know.